MAC N CHEESENSTEIN

ITS AFTERSCHOOL AND I’M BEIN’ COOL

KICK MY SHOES OFF AT THE DOOR

WELL ITS SNACKTIME NOW, GOTTA GRAB SOME CHOW

IN THE FRIDGE I SHALL EXPLORE

ARE YOU HOME? CLOSE THE DOOR AND THEN CLEAN YOUR ROOM

WHY DO I , ALL THE TIME… AND ARE THESE YOUR SHOES

YAMMA YAMMA WHATEVER SHE SAID

I GRAB A BOWL AND NUKE SOME DELICIOUS MAC N CHEESE

MAKE A FACE ON IT WITH KETCHUP BY GIVING IT A SQUEEZE

A MONSTER FACE WITH GRUESOME TEETH, BUT THEN WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

DEFIES THE LAWS OF SCIENCE AND HAS REALLY GOT ME PERPLEXED

(MONSTER SOUND) WHATTTT

I HOPE YOUR NOT MAKING A MESS IN MY KITCHEN YOUNG MAN

UHHHH, MOM

MOM I THINK YOU BETTER, YOU BETTER, YOU BETTER COME IN HERE QUICK

SOMETHING WEIRD IS HAPPENING, I THINK I MIGHT BE SICK

WILL YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN I’M ON THE PHONE

DO YOUR HOMEWORK NOW AND LEAVE ME ALONE

BUT MOMMA, MOMMMA, MOMMA, MOMMMA,MOMMA, MOMMMA

I’VE NEVER SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS B4

MOM CAN YOU HEAR ME, THIS IS YOUR CHILD THAT YOU ADORE

HE’S KICKIN’ DOWN THE CABINETS, STOMPING ALL THE TIME

NOW HE’S BREAKING DOWN THE DOORS! IT’S MAC N CHEESENSTEIN!

SIC EM BOY

WHATEVER HE IS, I DON’T KNOW

HE’S OUTSIDE

WHATS HE GONNA DO?

HE’S RUNNING DOWN THE STREET

HE’S TEARING OUT THE TREES

HE’S FLIPPING CARS COMPLETELY OVER

THIS IS AWESOME!

MISTER DID YOU SEE A MONSTER GO BY HERE

CALL THE POLICE

LOOK OUT KID

WATCH OUT LADY

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

THE POLICE! I LOST HIM

THIS IS THE CHANNEL 2 NEWS

THE QUIET SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD TODAY WAS INTERRUPTED TODAY WHEN A 20 FOOT MONSTER…

I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT

DESTRUCTION IS EVERYWHERE

WE DON’T KNOW WHERE HE CAME FROM

WHAT YOU ARE SEEING HERE IS UNBELIEVABLE

POLICE ARE ARRIVING NOW BY HELICOPTER

STAND DOWN! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED

THERES NO WHERE TO GO

I SAID STAND DOWN! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED

THERES NO WHERE TO GO

HE’S GROWING BIGGER

HE’S GIGANTIC

WERE GOING TO HAVE TO BLOW HIM UP

WE DON’T HAVE ANY OTHER CHOICE

YOU MEN GO SURROUND HIM

COUNT OF 3 ONE TWO..

ARE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD AGAIN?

Words and Music Ed Wake

Vocals Ed Wake, Melissa Raub, special thanks to her for doing an incredible job with a minimum of direction. melissaraub.com